1.Oakland Raiders (If I had just arrived from some far away land and was not bound by geographical loyalties and had to pick a team based purely on the uniforms, the Raiders would be my team. Same result if I had to pick a team based on the theme song.)
2.Buffalo Bills (The Bills were very close to taking the top spot here. I loved the old unis of the 60's and 70's and adored the 80's-90's look as well. Even when they were getting slaughtered in four straight Super Bowls they at least looked cool in the process. The overhaul in '02 was a huge disappointment and I rejoiced when they went to a more classic look last year. Whoever designed this uniform should have a Ninja Turtle named after him.)
3.Washington Redskins (Enjoy them while you can. If the Washington NBA team can move up from gun violence to witchcraft, who knows what direction the NFL team will go. But you can bet the uniforms won't be as sweet as these.)
5.San Francisco 49ers (Another team that wised up after trying to improve on perfection. Many other teams in the league need to follow their example.)
8.Chicago Bears (It pains me to say it, since I so vigorously root against them twice a year, but you can't wear a Bears uniform without looking tough.)
9.Philadelphia Eagles (It's a step down from the sweet threads that Randall Cunningham and Reggie White wore, but they're still pretty sharp.)
10.Dallas Cowboys (This would be higher on the list if they would wear their home uniforms at home, but unfortunately we only get to see them once or twice a year.)
Coming up next: the bottom 10....