This is my football team.
They are what I say they are.
They can do what I say they can do.
This year they will dominate the NFL. They will crush the Redskins tonight, and then continue their dominance all the way to the Super Bowl.
Their defense is alert, their receivers are receptive, they are about to go on an indestructible, incorruptible winning streak.
They will never be the same.
Never, never, never.
Update: Hey, it worked! Who says Joel doesn't know what he's talking about?