In a school just outside Green Bay, Wisconsin, a first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a Packer fan. She asked her students to raise their hands if they are Packer fans too. Not really knowing what a Packer fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands all fly into the air. However, there is one exception. A little boy named Billy has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I am not a Packer fan." says Billy. "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" Billy says "I am a proud Minnesota Vikings fan!"
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Billy why he is a Viking fan. "Well, my Mom and Dad are Viking fans so I'm a Viking fan, too," Billy responds.
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot?
Billy smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Packer Fan."
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Posted by: Tommy Boy | February 27, 2006 at 08:13 PM